from THE PINKERTON QUANDARIES

PINKERTON’S FRAILTY

Fucking dead detectives

don’t know nothing.

all your solved mysteries are ours

PINKERTON’S DEMISE

Go to hell with your big coats

paid for by fatty steak-nibbling

corporate bitch

get out of here you rat-fink

without friends, what

you want some money, fuck you

PINKERTON’S PINKY TOE

Every fucking pinkerton

has a pinky toe

the whole time they’re doing

their stupid shit.  

Inside their stupid shoes

pinky toes, pinky toes

so many pinky toes

I think that all their toes are pinky toes

(Spyre Redman)